Lemons...good or bad?

As life hands you lemons, be grateful you received something. If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt so you can exchange them for oranges. If life gives you lemons, ask why it can't give you money instead? If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons. If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: Free Lemons! When life gives you lemons, ask the guy next to you why life gave him $50,000,000. When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit. When life gives you lemons, collect them, one day life will stop and you will have the only lemons in the world. When life gives you lemons, do what we all do with unwanted gifts: Thank the giver, then regift it to someone else. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, no one is going to buy it because we are in a recession. When life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them on to someone else. When life gives you lemons, gift wrap them and give them to somebody as a gift. When life gives you lemons, it's ok to re-gift them. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, put them in your fruit bowl. When life gives you lemons, question the existence of an entity called life. When life gives you lemons, tell everybody how you got a free lemon - how awesome is that! When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic. When life hands you lemons, curl up and take a nap. When life throws you lemons, duck. Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you. When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin D Roosevelt